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"They all think it's an easy job. I think there are times when we're doing it well where we can make it look easy," Zierlein says. "But try doing a show — if you think my job is easy, then walk into a studio on July 20 when the Astros are 15-and-a-half games out and do four hours with no football, no basketball, only Astros baseball to talk about, and see how many calls you get."

"A lot of people think they can do it, but with all due respect, they can't," says Pallilo. "Some people are more skilled than others with their knowledge, thinking ability — it's ostensibly four hours of ad-libbing, you have to be able to think on your feet...Plenty of people can do it, but not close to everybody can do it well."

Hi, love the show. I had a question and then I'll hang up and listen. Who's the best sports-talk host in Houston?

Not much of a debate there — it's Pallilo.

A legitimate brainiac who excelled in the cutthroat — but legendary — broadcast school at Syracuse University (other alumni: Marv Albert, Bob Costas and Ted Koppel), Pallilo has gigabytes of sports stats stored in his head, along with a passion for anything involving a bat, ball or stick.

The big question he's facing now is whether he can carry a show alone. Sports talk is pretty much a world involving cohosts playing off each other.

"Maybe that's because of the whole frat-boy, locker-room, sports-bar aspect of it," he says.

Other hosts say privately that a cohost would be a help, and that the sometimes prickly Pallilo is letting his ego get in the way. He doesn't see it that way, of course.

"As with anything, there's pluses and minuses," he says. "If it's a dead period, it can be good to have someone to play off to whatever the verbal equivalent of wincing is, like at a bad play on words. On the other hand if you're a good interviewer and have a guest on for ten minutes one-on-one, if you have someone else [cohosting] and even if they're skilled — you ask a question that provokes an obvious lead-in to another question, but there's the unwritten rule that if you ask three questions in a row you're mike-hogging."

Pallilo's life is pretty much sports, either going to events, watching them on TV, reading about them or playing them.

One of his best friends, Houston Chronicle columnist Ken Hoffman, plays tennis three times a week with him. "I don't know anything about his personal life," Hoffman says. "I think he still lives in the same apartment he moved into when he arrived in Houston 18 years ago. He's like Curly in City Slickers — 'one thing.'...If I had his work ethic I'd be publisher of the Chronicle now."

In the studio, Pallilo has only one ear cocked to callers, typing away furiously to answer the e-mails and text messages that all stations are pushing their hosts to take part in. When it comes time to answer a question, he looks somewhere off in the distance, putting on a private performance, always aware of how he's modulating his voice and pacing his response. It's only when he does more pop-culture stuff, like discussing the latest "hot babes" (sports-talk radio is not noted for refinement in matters of sexual politics), that he makes eye contact or interacts with anyone — specifically, the producer in the booth, who usually doesn't respond on-air.

Pallilo always saw Houston as a stepping-stone to other markets, but now he's content, both with the lack-of-blizzards weather and the gig. He might seek to do some more play-by-play in the future, perhaps when the Astros' Milo Hamilton retires from the booth of KBME's sister station KTRH.

Pallilo is one of the biggest beneficiaries of the increased sports-talk competition in Houston. Salaries here were below what should have been market value because there weren't many jobs available. When KBME hired Pallilo away from KILT, he cashed in.

(No one talks actual salaries, but veteran hosts in morning- and afternoon-drive slots can make well over six figures in base salary and the cut they get from ads they read live on-air.)

"You're not necessarily going to get rich," Pallilo says, "but you can do all right in a field you're giddy to work in. I knew pretty early on that I wasn't going to play these games for my living, so to have a career in the same field...I have a job that is not a total 'real job,' so life is good."

Thanks for the vine, as they say on the Jim Rome Show. Do you guys go to a lot of the games? Do you go into the locker rooms to face the players you've been slagging (in Houston terms) on the air all day?

In a word, no.

Most of the hosts prattling on and on all day about the athletes and teams? They're not doing much digging on their own.

One who does is Granato.

"One of the problems I have with a lot of the radio guys — they're never at the games, they're never in the locker rooms," he says. "You've got a license with your media credentials to go out there and get as much information as you can, and to me if you don't use it, that to me is ridiculous. Anyone can turn on a computer and watch a game and do a show talking about sports, but you're not differentiating yourself from anybody."

Going into locker rooms or watching practices would, you think, provide some insight into team dynamics that might be worthwhile for listeners to hear. But most hosts don't view the job that way.

"I rarely go out to games anymore," Zierlein says. "Number one, since I got remarried I just enjoy spending time with my wife and kids and it just gets tougher to go out and do all that...I really prefer to watch on television with my Tivo so I can slow-mo some things, I can pause it."

Write Your Comment show comments (6)
  1. I like to listen to sports talk radio in Houston because, let's face it, the music channels are a waste of air space and I've grown to prefer listening to talk radio when I am in my vehicle. I don't have HD radio in my car so I cannot get the KUHF's HD feed with the excellent NPR talk programs, and I loathe the political talk radio which is listening to a bunch of idiots rant at and mistreat each other. So, that leaves sports talk radio which can be very entertaining and informational, without being rude and idiotic like political talk. My only complaint is that only 790 appears to take soccer seriously, but at least I can get my daily soccer fix from the podcast of World Soccer Daily, a Sirius program, which is becoming one of the best sports programs in this country.

  2. How did this entire article go without mentioning Ralph Cooper @ 1430 KCOH. He's a Houston institution. His SportsTalk show from 5-7, M-F goes toe to toe w/ the others and is always entertaining. Although he doesn't work for an all sports station, he does have a loyal audience, and generates some of the most spirited talk in town.

  3. Aaron -- As I mentioned on our blog, I didn't deal with Ralph Cooper, in part for the reason you mentioned: He's not on an all-sports station. But in the past the Houston Press has named him the Best Talk Show Host in our annual Best of Houston issue, so we agree with your assessment.

    Thanks for reading.......

  4. What Houston sports program managers don't understand is that there is a nice market for the major ESPN programming (i.e. 97.5 fm). I used to listen to Mike and Mike all of the time on 790 am until they had the wonderful idea that the morning drive needed more Vince Young and Astros talk. There are many people here, including myself, that are transplants and came from areas with much better sports programming. If I am going to listen to sports talk, I need some national sports discussion and analysis. There is nothing wrong with having a little local flavor in there - that is why I like 97.5 fm's format. Otherwise, you are subjected to Houston callers that can beat a dead horse like none I have ever heard...and that can be attributed directly to the "nice" hosts. Cut these losers off if it doesn't add to the discussion. If 97.5 adds more local, I will be forced to get XM radio.

  5. So thats where all this "Paris Hilton" talk comes from. Some morning shows are so cute its like watching (listening to) Entertainment Tonight. Dang I miss Colin Cowherd.

  6. Thanks for the article. As a loyal KILT listener for years, the departure of John and Lance threw me for a loop. I looked forward to their show every morning and felt it had the perfect mix of information and entertainment. I don't feel that any of the current morning shows are remotely listenable. I agree Charlie's knowledge makes him the best option for the afternoon drive time, although I did prefer it when he co-hosted with Rich. I am sorry to hear that Dan Patrick is giving up his ESPN radio gig since it was the only one of their national shows that I could stand. I guess it's back to the Jungle for me during the midday. As always I will continue to count on the Press to ask the hard hitting questions about Houston's sports teams.

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