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It's safe to say that John Evans is no fan of the recently enacted smoking ban. To him, the municipal stubbing out of our collective ciggies is another step in a long process of pasteurization that is making Houston less, well, Houston.

"This has always been a 'Screw you we're from Houston' kind of town, the last frontier," he says. "Let everyone else be all tight-ass, but now we're just like everybody else."

What's more, he believes it is harming his bottom line. "The smoking ban is kicking our ass," he adds flatly.

For one thing, despite his 15 or so Houston Press music awards over the past seven years, he's finding it harder and harder to get people to come see him play. "My shows are still decent; I can still drag people out to them," he says. "But it's not as easy as it was. You don't just walk into a packed house anymore. And that sucks."

He pities the bands that are just starting out, as it's his view that the only shows that are guaranteed to do well are event-type shows, like a recent bill his band shared with Jesse Dayton's Road Kings. "It rained like hell and that place was still smashed," he says. "People were gonna go see that show no matter what."

But in his experience, there are few surprisingly well-attended gigs these days. And that, he believes, is all because of the ban. "If it's just someone who plays town all the time, people just aren't going out the way they used to," he says.

Evans believes that the ban has crushed what desire the casual, on-the-fence music fan had in going to shows. Instead of hitting a bar at happy hour to get prepped for an evening on the town, more people today are just picking up something to go at Spec's and kicking back in their backyards or in front of their TVs. Once ensconced, they lose their inclination to head back out again.

"They can't smoke and drink and talk and drink and smoke some more, so it's just like, 'Screw it, I might as well stay home.'"

Evans claims that Beaumont's smoking ban has virtually destroyed that city's music scene. And for what? "I mean, how can you not smoke in Beaumont?" he scoffs, and he does have a point. Banning cigs there seems a bit like banning microwave ovens in Chernobyl.

He goes on to say that the once-­burgeoning club scene on Crockett Street in downtown Beaumont is flagging now, and that his favorite club there seems to be running out of steam. "The Vortex there was a killer bar, where you could play country shows, punk shows, honky-tonk shows, rockabilly shows. Now, it's just the same people, the guaranteed draws. And even then all the people are all on the back porch smoking."

Some clubs there are trying to do more shows on outdoor stages, but if recent history is any guide in Houston, those just won't fly here. The hordes of new suburban transplants to Montrose, the Heights and Midtown are ever ready to phone in their complaints to the cops.

"What screws you with outdoor shows is you can only play until ten and then they'll shut you down," Evans says. "That's gotta hurt bars as far as the late-night crowd. As for all these assholes moving into town because it's chichi, they've ruined what was cool about the Montrose and Midtown — you could raise hell and you didn't have to worry about it. The West Alabama Ice House is like one phone call away from not having live music anymore. There's so many people griping and moaning about noise over there that now they've got the volume so low, you can barely hear the band."

"It's getting like Big Brother is taking over everything," he says. "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to be living in the United States. There's no place I'd rather live, except maybe Mexico. But Good Lord, man, let people have the option to do what they want to. Most of the people who don't wanna smoke and wanna bitch about loud music are staying at home anyway."

"Now you don't even feel like you've done a gig," he adds. "My pearl-snap Western shirt still smells like Bounce."

With Evans's rant in mind, I decided to call a few more people in the Houston music scene to gauge opinion on the first 90 days of the ban. Here are their responses:

Pam Robinson, owner, Walter's on Wash­ington: It really hasn't had much of an effect on overall attendance. It does create some management issues, though. The customers are always trying to walk outside with drinks, and they want us to leave the doors open so they can still watch the show while they're outside. And I predicted this would happen, but my bartenders keep trying to run outside with their smokes and their cellphones. But as for the shows themselves, I think it's better. Most of the bands like it. The air conditioners seem to work better, it's easier to breathe and we don't have to pick as many cigarette butts out of the urinals in the morning. I do wonder, though, how if smoking is banned we still find so many butts on the floor. We will adjust to it. The kids seem to be doing fine with it. The older people are the ones who seem to have a problem with it.

Geoffrey Muller, musician in the Sideshow Tramps and a host of other bands: I haven't really noticed a difference. All I do know is our band takes more smoke breaks.

Write Your Comment show comments (7)
  1. I definitely approve of the smoking ban. Before the ban I'd go home with smelly hair, smelly clothes, red eyes, stuffy nose, and a sore throat. Now I can stay in a bar for the evening and not be sick later that night and part of the next day!

  2. you know, bars in new york city did the same kind of whining about the smoking ban. when it did go into effect, sure some bars felt it initially. but eventually, people got over it and the bars are still packed. hard to compare the two cities, but if other cities besides new york and la can ban smoking and still stay in business, then people need to get over it. from the informal poll, it seems like the owners, smokers or nonsmokers, are the biggest whiners.

  3. i am sorry, i just do not buy the argument that people are staying home because they can't smoke. seriously, if you are sitting in your living room watching reruns instead of going to see live shows because you can't smoke, you need to get yourselves some nicotine patches and a life.

  4. When people go out, they don't go out for a smoke, they go out for a drink.

    The bars shouldn't gripe, they should adapt...the bartenders aren't making the sales? set up beer tubs outside! Problem solved. The mixed drink peeps will still belly up inside regardless.

    As far as the complaining bands go...write better songs...put on better shows.

  5. Well, Cosmos just announced its closure and the owner cited the ban as one of the reasons.

    Warren's seems to be struggling a bit now too, but that's not a venue so I didn't put it in the article.

    I am kind of undecided about the ban so far. I like the clean air in the performance areas and stuff like that. However, if Warren's eats it because of this I will be furious. Downtown already has a severe shortage of bars with character, and I shudder to think of some douchebag "ultra lounge" standing where once was Warren's.

  6. Easy -- if it's really about health, regulate the air quality, not the habit. The technology will step up if that's what's required.

    Signed,

    A lifelong music-loving non-smoker

  7. Why is it 'health conscious' to ban smoking in bars, but Rich's can pump so much fog onto the dance floor that you are blind for ten minutes and can taste that special flavor of the smoke as it fills your lungs? Talk about a health hazard, it's insane there! Besides the insanity that is Rich's the 'straight' bar. Bottle service at Rich's? srsly, wtf.

    I have to admit the air quality in other clubs is better now, but I still stand by the opinion that it should be up to the business owner to decide what to allow in his/her club. If they don't care if people smoke, let them smoke. The non-smokers will congregate at the non-smoking clubs. *shrug* Next the guvmint will require bartenders to serve no more than X drinks to a person a night, to keep people from getting drunk and driving...

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