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Barack Obama and Me
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Mescaline on the Mexican Border
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A Prison Cover-up During Hurricane Rita
For days after the storm, inmates in Beaumont lived without A/C, electricity or hot meals. Press releases kept saying everything inside was fine. Guards and prisoners agree — that was nothing but B.S.
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Little Bitty Burger Barn
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Ghost Town CFS: Carriage House Cafe
Step back in time to a spooky old carriage barn with a monster chicken-fried steak
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Barack Obama and Me (251)
It was the year 2000 and I was a young hungry reporter in Chicago covering a young hungry state legislator
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Save Lobo: A Siberian Husky Mix is Sentenced to Die (28)
Why? Because he's big and intimidating and because one family complained about him over and over again
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A Prison Cover-up During Hurricane Rita (15)
For days after the storm, inmates in Beaumont lived without A/C, electricity or hot meals. Press releases kept saying everything inside was fine. Guards and prisoners agree — that was nothing but B.S.
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Are You Hot Enough for Citizen Lounge? (7)
All This Useless Beauty
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Rotten to the Corps: A Question of Justice at Texas A&M (140)
Thanks to A& M and a district attorney, two cadets escape punishment for beating in a student's face
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No Reservations, I Could Never Be Your Woman, In the Shadow of the Moon, The Independent
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Margot at the Wedding, American Gangster: Unrated Extended Edition, Lust, Caution, Excellent Cadavers
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Hell Yes: Devil May Cry 4
Dante's inferno rages on
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It's Always Dead at The Club
Yet another clumsy first person shooter
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Justice League: The New Frontier, The Darjeeling Limited, Death at a Funeral, Beowulf: Director's Cut
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Over the Weekend: Fotos, Dogs and Sausage. And Hannah Montana Too.
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Spring Training Doesn’t Count, Except for When It Does
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Xmas Present & Past
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By Gary Hodges
Published: December 20, 2007
Nothing says "holiday spirit" quite like stabbing a terrorist or hammering a goomba, as the hottest games this season invite us to do. But no matter how cutting-edge the stars of 2007 may be, they are also unmistakably familiar. This week, we stack the holiday hits of today against the ghosts of gaming past:
Mass Effect (Xbox 360): Interstellar role-playing in a universe steeped in magic, boldly going where no man has gone before...
...because a woman already went there — two decades ago — in Phantasy Star (Sega, 1988). In an era when every RPG flaunted the graphics of a cave painting, Phantasy Star stunned us with 3D dungeons, multiple alien worlds and a female protagonist named Alis. How does Final Fantasy get 376 sequels, while this one gets forgotten?
Contra 4 (Nintendo DS): A brilliantly addictive blend of old-school side-scrolling violence and new-school design; the carnage takes place simultaneously on both screens of the DS. Contra 4 not only hands your ass to you, it gift-wraps it with a bow. Reminds us of...
...the panic-inducing Robotron: 2084 (Williams, 1982). Like Contra, this arcade smash was set in a post-apocalyptic future featuring endless waves of aliens getting all up in your grill — but without a spread gun, continue screen or "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start" for you to hide behind.
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (PlayStation 3): Guide a treasure hunter through ancient ruins while dodging rivals in pursuit of a powerful artifact...
...kinda like the original Tomb Raider (PlayStation, 1996). Yeah, Uncharted blows away its forebear in terms of, well, everything. With one major exception: If you're gonna spend 15 hours staring at a character's backside, it's Lara Croft you want in front of you.
Super Mario Galaxy (Nintendo Wii): You would have bought this game even if it had been called Super Mario Takes a Dump, so credit Nintendo for creating a stellar sequel with insane, gravity-based puzzles lifted, incredibly, right out of...
...a side-scrolling shill called M.C. Kids (Nintendo, 1992). Ridiculed for being an ad for Ronald McDonald's meat laxatives, this weird little platformer actually wasn't that bad. M.C. Kids ripped off Super Mario Bros. 3, but its gravity-shifting play was swiped right back, Hamburglar style, for SM Galaxy.
Call of Duty 4 (multiple systems): Save the world from extremists, one bullet at a time...
...just like you used to do in Capcom's WW2 opus Commando (Nintendo, 1986). COD4 even cribbed some musty design elements from the classic, pitting you against an infinite horde of enemies that can only be stopped by the somewhat moronic tactic of charging right at them.
Rock Band (multiple systems): Bang on plastic in time to the music while memorizing each note, represented by colorful squares...
...which undeniably trace their origin to the beeping, booping Simon (Milton Bradley, 1978). Maybe Simon can't crank out "Detroit Rock City," but he doesn't cost you a car payment either. And no matter which game is your addiction of choice, neither will help you play a Bowie solo in real life. Next Week: The Best Games of 2007









